Which fetish is right for you?

Don't worry if you're sexually turned on by trees or frog sounds. You're not alone. Here's a list that shows there are fetishes for everything.

“Rule 36” on www.urbandictionary.com reads as follows: “If it exists, someone has a fetish for it. No exceptions”. It would turn out that a nerdy website would be right in the end. Hit me on the nose and call me Ivan Drago; there is actually a fetish for everything. A fetish is usually defined based on non-living objects that are used as stimuli in the sexual act, and until as late as January this year was considered a mental illness in Norway. In the broadest sense, the collective term “fetish” can extend from the most popular (“How about them school uniforms, boys?”) to the more bizarre and narrow. If it gets too bizarre, it is easy for the hobby to end up in another category, namely the paraphilia; also known as sexual perversion. A few searches on Google have given us ideas that mom wouldn’t necessarily be proud of. This is a small selection of the weirdest fetishes and paraphilias we found. Do you feel forgotten? Well, great works have been written on the topic, and we have limited space. So remember rule 36: No exceptions!

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Dendrophilia

The word comes from the Greek "dendron", which means trees. A dendrophilia is a person who is sexually aroused by trees.

Urophilia

The first prince of rock'n'roll, Chuck Berry, is said to be a urophile; he likes to urinate on women.

Coprofilia

A friend a little further out in the circle of friends happened upon a one-night stand where the woman had this fetish; she pooped on him. The friend went home feeling a bit dirty.

Acousticophilia

Yes, one could jokingly say that Iron Maiden's concert at Valle Hovin two years ago gave a poor erection, but if you're an acousticophile, you're turned on by different sounds.

Zelophilia

If your woman is never hotter than when she's made you jealous, you might be a zelophile.

Asphyxiophilia

Some people get turned on by the sensation of suffocation, and some (read: Michael Hutchence from INXS) die from it.

Batrachophilia

On a camping trip, you might lie there annoyed by the sounds of frogs in the pond - unless they turn you on sexually, that is.

Narratophilia

Strictly speaking, not that unusual. A narratophile gets turned on by dirty talk.

Capnolagnia

God damn how sexy Audrey Hepburn is in that picture where she's smoking. If you get turned on by watching other people cum, you might "suffer" from capnolagnia.

Taphefili

It is possible that death is the only end point for this paraphilia. Taphephiles are sexually aroused by being buried alive.

Gerontophilia

There is a relatively clear line between being turned on by MILFs and being a gerontophile. Gerontophiles are turned on by the MILF's mother — or GILF, as the case may be.

Iantronudia

Do you think the nurse was a little extra cute? Then you might be able to place yourself in this category, which is for those who are turned on by doctors and medical examinations.

Achluophilia

Some people are afraid of the dark, others are achluophiles. That is, they are turned on by the dark.

Pictophilia

Hands up, piggies. A pictophile is someone with an excessively strong urge to watch sex and nudity in films and pictures.

Nasophilia

A nasophile bites at noses. Plain and simple.

Emetophilia

An emetophile is sexually aroused by vomiting or being vomited on.

Cacorrhaphiophilia

If I had been a cacorrhaphiophile, I wouldn't have had time to write this. A cacorrhaphiophile gets dizzy from failure. In addition, a few simple searches give us lists of those who turn on folk costumes, fishnet stockings, long toenails, wearing diapers, nail polish and leather, being sat on by large women, looking at others on the toilet, hairy men with cigars, sweaty armpits, people in wheelchairs, people missing arms and legs, the idea of ​​being deaf, electric shocks to the scrotum, dressing up as animals (so-called "Furries", among others exposed in a brilliant episode of "Entourage"), the Michelin Man, being kicked in the balls, girls with nose clips, snoring, smelly socks, wives who scold men, Nazis and female prison guards.

In other words: "Rule 36". No exceptions.